Because I Couldn't Help Myself

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?


Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.

Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.


Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

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Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

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Pam: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.

Dwight: Oh, man! Am I a woman?