I Don't Wanna Grow Up

Mom: Parents aren't putting candy in kids' baskets anymore. Look at this newspaper article.

Me: That's terrible. Granola instead of cadbury eggs?!

Mom: Yeah, but kids are really fat these days.

Me: We're getting candy in our baskets, though. Right?

Mom: What baskets?

Sister & Me: You mean we're not getting Easter baskets?!?!

[Ok, it was mainly me that complained...]